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Wife 1.0 Program Problems
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. Not to mention none of this was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it
monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other
favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you help me, please?
Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER
Dear TROUBLED USER:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely that you would
be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing would be gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back
to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. I suggest installing background application program
C:\YES_DEAR to alleviate software augmentation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership
Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their
cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of YES_DEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the operating system will return to normal.
The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife
1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.