Men Jokes
    Politically Correct Terms
He does not have a BEER GUT, he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER,
he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME,
he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING,
he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER,
he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK,
he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS,
he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG,
he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT,
he is MONOGAMOUSLY IMPAIRED.