Miscellaneous Jokes
Hot!
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota who decided to go to Florida
for a few days to thaw out during particularly cold weather. Since both spouses worked,
they had difficulty coordinating their schedules, so the decision was made to have the
husband leave for Florida on a certain day, with the wife following him one day later.
The man made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he
decided to open his laptop and send his wife, back in Minneapolis, an e-mail. However, he
left off one letter in typing his wife's e-mail address and sent the message off without
realizing his error.
In another part of the country, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband,
a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier.
She decided to check her e-mail because she was expecting to hear from her husband's
relatives and friends. Upon reading the first e-mail, she let out a loud scream, fainted and
fell to the floor. The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor.
He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following e-mail message:
To My Loving Wife,
I've just been checked in.
Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then!
Your Devoted Husband
P. S. Sure is hot down here!
