Miscellaneous Jokes
Martian Sex
Sometime in the distant future John and Sally take a
trip to Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles.
While there, they meet a Martian couple and are soon discussing all
manner of things. After talking about the local stock market,
education and technology for hours on end, Sally finally brings
up the subject of sex.
"Just how do Martians do it, anyway?" asks Sally, curious.
"Pretty much the way you do," responds one of the Martians.
After more discussion on the topic the couples decide to
swap partners for the evening. Sally and the male Martian go off
to a bedroom where the Martian proceeds to strip. Sally notices
that his member is very small indeed - about half an inch long
and just a quarter of an inch thick.
"Er.. I don't think this is going to work," says Sally regretfully.
"Why?" asks the Martian, "what's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem!" he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead repeatedly
with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until
it's impressively long.
"Well," she says, "That's pretty impressive, but
it's still kinda narrow...."
"No problem!" says the Martian again, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until Sally is quite
excited indeed.
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make
mad, passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners
and go their separate ways. As they walk along, John asks,
"Well, how was it?"
"I hate to say it," says Sally, "but it was pretty
amazing. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got out of it
was a headache.
All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my
forehead and pulling my ears!"
